God’s Notes on Creating Mermaids

Prototype 1:  Fish Head, Woman Body

Pros:
-Can walk
-Can STRUT
-Can punch
-Vijujy & boobies

Cons:
-Necessitates creation of creature whose shell can be worn as vijujy cover
-Fish lips never look right with lipstick (which is a MUST for later creating)
-Bellybutton

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Prototype 2:  Half Woman, Half Fish, Split Down the Center

Pros:
-Half of everything
-Excellent circular swimmer
-All sex acts sanctioned

Cons:
-Ugly as ostriches (note: BLIGHT those things)
-Hair mingling with fish skin is never wise
-Constant suicides

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Prototype 3:  Woman Top, Fish Bottom

Pros:
-Boobies!
-Woman hair
-Easy to abandon, simply walk up beach

Cons:
-No vijujy
-No butt
-Likely to engage in dance numbers with annoying crab