Prototype 1: Fish Head, Woman Body
Pros:
-Can walk
-Can STRUT
-Can punch
-Vijujy & boobies
Cons:
-Necessitates creation of creature whose shell can be worn as vijujy cover
-Fish lips never look right with lipstick (which is a MUST for later creating)
-Bellybutton
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Prototype 2: Half Woman, Half Fish, Split Down the Center
Pros:
-Half of everything
-Excellent circular swimmer
-All sex acts sanctioned
Cons:
-Ugly as ostriches (note: BLIGHT those things)
-Hair mingling with fish skin is never wise
-Constant suicides
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Prototype 3: Woman Top, Fish Bottom
Pros:
-Boobies!
-Woman hair
-Easy to abandon, simply walk up beach
Cons:
-No vijujy
-No butt
-Likely to engage in dance numbers with annoying crab