“7 volumes deep, we’ve hit the F, Marry, Kill review.
I just want to be clear, this is John Allison’s fault for having three main characters. 2 or 4, this doesn’t work.
Kill: Let’s start here because I want to be very clear: This is the person I least WANT to kill, but I feel like I have the best chance against her: Daisy. I feel that some sort of resurrection curse would bring Esther back, and Susan seems unkillable, just generally. So that means we’re pretty stuck.
Marry: I would pick Esther here, simply because I seem to be her type (bland, vaguely academic types). I also don’t care for the sun, and I feel like helping my spouse maintain her vitamin-deficient glow is a great excuse to never go to a beach so long as I may live.
F: Well, that leaves our friend Susan. Who was also a marriage candidate, but she seems physically unable to stay away from McGraw, and the problem with that is I would like to be friends with McGraw, so that means I can’t be married to his best gal. “