“I think there’s nothing worse than attending a wedding where you’re hardcore peripheral.
I mean, going to a wedding where you have to do shit kinda sucks, but take it from me, there’s no worse wedding than the wedding where you show up, and the ONLY person you know is the person you came with. Oh, and then THAT person is in the wedding, so you don’t really even get to hang out with them.
You should get a plus-plus-one in those situations. I should get to bring a friend. Just someone to chat with or something.
I will say, the one hilarious part is when you’re eating the dinner, and you see who else is at the table with you. “Well, I hope you didn’t think you and the groom were best buds, because if so, I’ve got BAD news for you.””