“The best part of this is when Garfield pirates lasagna from Jon by smashing it with his peg leg.
Guys, the correct answer is right in front of you: Pirate Garfield has a “hook” hand, which is a pizza cutter. Jon has a pizza, Garfield slices it, leaving Jon a single slice and taking the rest for himself.
If I ever get access to a time machine, I’m calling Jim Davis to suggest this one joke. Sorry, everyone else who has problems, you’ll have to get your own time belt.”