1997- JK Rowling publishes Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
1997- Pete discovers that zits are easier to pop after a hot shower.
1998- Google founded in Menlo Park, CA.
1999- Pete’s keys found under the goddamn coffee table again.
1999- Netflix monthly subscription service launched.
2003- Pete subscribes to his new “3 Double Stack Lunch, 3 Times a Week” plan.
2004- Mark Zuckerberg and roommates create Facebook.
2006- Pete and roommate inadvertently create the greatest spider habitat of all time in their apartment.
2011- Richard Branson awarded the German Media Prize.
2011- Pete creates a mathematical proof that demonstrates the principal of falling asleep on a toilet bowl being more comfortable based on the number of drinks consumed.