1. Get sweet jacket. Men hate cold girls.
2.Wear the tie and shirt of Dwight Schrute.
3. Carry a clipboard. That way they know you are seriously trying to land a man, ANY MAN, which is S-E-X-Y!
4. Feather your hair in such a way that you look like Farrah being blown off the campus of a Catholic Girls’ School.
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You are quite the hilarious girl. Especially when one considers that this book cover makes it look like you’re banging your brother in the therapy pool of a rest home. Between your one-piece and his crotch cover, I’d say you are quite the pair indeed.
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You’ve seen Last House on the Left, now read the book.
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Because saying you have a neck ache every time I wanted a blowjob just gets old.
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