…followed by a relationship where you discover how the times are much gooder at the outset, call me.
…call a great party planner, then call me, then we’ll do what the party planner says and criticize every minute detail all night.
…hurry up and finish pooping. This is a public bathroom. Whatever you were doing outside of here is good relative to this.
…just pick a new show on Netflix. Hey, I said a good time, not a life-changing time.
…get a little richer. I just heard optimum happiness is around $70k. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but on the other hand, I haven’t had $70k, so maybe $70k money buys happiness.
…listen to all of Harvey Danger’s 1998 album Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone? It’s actually pretty good.