My Fatalitites If I Were a Mortal Kombat Character
Shame Spiral
[up + down + left + left + fierce punch]
Whirling Accidental Punch While Trying to Retrieve Something from a Nightstand
[fierce kick + up + down + left]
Far Too Many Beers at a Party Followed by an Overly Honest and Cruel Emotional Confession
[right + left + down + down + med punch]
Dragon Kick (“kick” being used here as a synonym for “brief and deep interest in”)
[fierce punch + light kick + block + block + light punch]
Years and Years of Biding Time In Order to Put All Suspicion to Rest Until One Day, Far in the Future, You Find That SOMEONE Has Driven All the Way to Austin and Jammed the Hose in Your Mail Slot and Turned the Water on Full Blast, Troy
[down + down + patience]