“The whole Life Story concept is a really good one: What if the superheroes aged in real time?
F4 probably doesn’t slap as hard as Spider-Man, but it’s still a pretty good ride, pretty satisfying and everything.
I like old-ass superheroes, although you know what’s annoying? We see Captain America, he’s walking around with a cane. Then he jumps into action, and he’s got like a Walgreen’s knee brace or something, and he’s good to go?
I jumped off a 2-foot wall or something and wasn’t right for a day, this fool is throwing around a giant metal shield and destroying Doombots and shit, and he’s fine? So the cane is just an affect? Hipster Captain America?”