False Starts in My Attempt to Write a Power Ballad Based on My Own Life

What comes

between K and Double-S?

I do!

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You’re a fire

I’ve got heartburn.

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Turn on the lawnmower

so we can loud fuck in the garage

and my dad won’t hear us

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That Foreigner song

is real good

but you can only listen to it so many times

so here we go

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I can’t wait

to get intimate

but I need to have a diarrhea first.

But then for sure, intimacy-time-o-rama.

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