Jesus: It’s what’s for wafer snack.
Christians: the OG blood drinkers #TeamJacob
Spend Father’s Day with Our Father Who Art In Heaven instead of Your Father Who Fart in Sofa.
Cheaper Than A Redbox. Only By A Buck. But Still.
Because You Don’t Have the Stones To Tell Grandma You Don’t Buy This Nonsense.
Roll Tithe!