Explosions

Things That I Was Led to Believe Caused Explosions by Movies:

Photocopying a mirror.

Spraying soda into an electronic keycard reader.

The existence of gas stations.

Anything stored in a barrel.

Things That Cause Explosions (of Sorts) That I Had to Discover On My Own:

Being a sometimes-tardy and often-forgetful coworker.

Being an often-tardy and chronically forgetful boyfriend.

Leaving laundry in a shared dryer long after it is dry.

Things That I Really Wish Would Cause Minor Explosions

Touching a cat exactly on its nose.

Biting the stem of an apple, pulling it out with your teeth, and the hurling the apple towards an enemy.