People see me and think I’m cute, and I think they underestimate me a lot. But beneath the surface, I’m like a [insert name of jungle cat].
Well, first of all, congratulations on finding a sneaky way to point out the fact that people find you attractive. Bravo. Second, I don’t know if you’ve ever watched these shows before, but I actually don’t see a ton of people who are hideous. Just once couldn’t someone hit the stage in a Phantom of the Opera mask? Because of hideous scarring?