“Escape Room”

“This movie has added a new entry to me Eccentric Millionaire Ideas Book: Open a bar that’s completely upside-down with all the furniture and shit hanging from the ceiling. I don’t know how this would function at all or how seating would work (maybe have crap that looks like part of the architecture on the ceiling?). The biggest flaw in this plan is that I feel like the urinals on the ceiling will be an absolute nightmare. Maybe the bathrooms just have to be all tile and powerwashed nightly. Actually, that’s not a bad policy for all bars…”