“Okay, we need to get through some stuff, so let’s just get started. No laughing. If I catch you laughing it’s going to be laps,” Jim said.
“Oh, Jim,” Sandy said. “I’m not so sure I want to do this.”
“C’mon, Sandy. It’s simply the process of a man’s penis entering a vagina, attaining full arousal and ejaculating semen into the vagina.”
“Well, Jim, I can hardly turn that down.”
Sandy takes off her sweatpants to reveal a decent body. Nothing great, but what the hell.
“Jim, you’re going to put on a condom, right?” Sandy said with sex in her voice.
“Of course I am. And properly, in full light. Don’t worry. We’re still young. I won’t lose my erection in the time it takes to put this thing on, even though I’m doing it the correct way, pinching the tip to create a reservoir and rolling it down.”
Jim properly put the condom on. He then got into the bed with Sandy.
“Sandy…I have to ask…are you on the pill?”
“Of course I am, silly.”
“Oh, good. Because though condoms are very effective when used properly, 85% effective, the birth control pill is much more effective, in the high 90’s.”
“I know that, Big Boy. I even make sure to take it the same time every day, which is also the time I use to think about your hot body. Being mutually responsible about birth control makes me so hot!”
“Me too.”
Jim and Sandy engaged in intercourse. There was a slight amount of blood, which is very normal. Upon ejaculation, Jim held the condom at the base before pulling out.
“Baby, that was wonderful,” Sandy said.
“I’ll say,” Jim said.