Erotica as Written By My Junior High Health Teacher

“Okay, we need to get through some stuff, so let’s just get started.  No laughing.  If I catch you laughing it’s going to be laps,” Jim said.

“Oh, Jim,” Sandy said.  “I’m not so sure I want to do this.”

“C’mon, Sandy.  It’s simply the process of a man’s penis entering a vagina, attaining full arousal and ejaculating semen into the vagina.”

“Well, Jim, I can hardly turn that down.”

Sandy takes off her sweatpants to reveal a decent body.  Nothing great, but what the hell.

“Jim, you’re going to put on a condom, right?” Sandy said with sex in her voice.

“Of course I am.  And properly, in full light.  Don’t worry.  We’re still young.  I won’t lose my erection in the time it takes to put this thing on, even though I’m doing it the correct way, pinching the tip to create a reservoir and rolling it down.”

Jim properly put the condom on.  He then got into the bed with Sandy.

“Sandy…I have to ask…are you on the pill?”

“Of course I am, silly.”

“Oh, good.  Because though condoms are very effective when used properly, 85% effective, the birth control pill is much more effective, in the high 90’s.”

“I know that, Big Boy.  I even make sure to take it the same time every day, which is also the time I use to think about your hot body.  Being mutually responsible about birth control makes me so hot!”

“Me too.”

Jim and Sandy engaged in intercourse.  There was a slight amount of blood, which is very normal.  Upon ejaculation, Jim held the condom at the base before pulling out.

“Baby, that was wonderful,” Sandy said.

“I’ll say,” Jim said.