Okay, let’s get ready here.
Problems one and two are all the stray dogs and bums. I’m gonna need you to feed one group to the other. I don’t care which way you go, but that seems like an easy way to cut that in half.
Next, graffiti. Can we stop selling muthafuckin spray paint already? Is anyone using that for a legit purpose? I think we can just have regular paint.
Then we tackle the pee smell on all the buses. Easy. We have a guy cleaning the floors on the buses with a jar of pee. People will think it’s our weird cleanser and feel guilty about saying it smells like pee.
Last, pollution. Haha, who put this on the list? Good one, guys. Hey, no reason we can’t have fun.
