“Dark Nights: Metal”

“Not since “unobtanium” has a metal had such a silly name. But I bring you: Batmanium.

The challenge with this one is that it is going to sound fun. Batman escapes by riding a dinosaur. He later rides a dragon with Joker’s face.

For me though it wasn’t super fun. I was mostly unsure what the hell was going on.

I will admit some of this is me. I’ve been a marvel zombie for forever, so when DC crossover stuff you’d have to read a shitload to understand rolls up, I’m not your best reader.

I know enough to detect that what I’m seeing is a callback to something and is special, I just rarely know what that thing is.

But this one seems particularly dense. Just Batman’s recounting of his Snyder adventures is hilarious: he was lost in a labyrinth, then fought the joker to the death, then made a machine that made him batman again.

I don’t know, I guess my issue with these issues is that when things get so cosmic and woo woo, nothing really matters anymore. There’s no situation that can’t be overcome because, like, what even is the situation? The very situation itself is so impossible that it’s not all that intense because the solution is also likely to be equally impossible.

I just read Dreadstar by Jim Starlin, and while that also gets weird and cosmic, it mostly plays by the rules of its own making, and so characters have to get out of situations by means that kind of make sense.

This one? I mean, the problem makes no sense, so why should the solution? It’s weird.

I guess after Morrison and Snyder on Batman, I’m kinda itching for a bat book that’s a little more straightforward.

HOWEVER Greg Capullo is, as always, awesome. “