“I was thinking. Even though he’s super stupid and lame in the comics, how cool would Stilt Man be in real life? Sure, it’s insane. A guy who has indestructible, extending stilts, that’s dumb as hell. But on the other hand, it’s pretty fucking far removed from anything I’ve ever seen.
The key to real life being super, it seems like you have to just be first. You know, something that’s not all that cool would be pretty rad if you were the first one. If Squirrel Girls was first, she’d be pretty badass, at least until She Hulk came along.
While we’re on the topic of lawyer/superheroes, how annoying would it be if that person was in school with you? “Oh, remember Matt Murdock? He’s Daredevil. Also a lawyer.” This dude is blind, and he find the time to fight crime AND get a law degree. Plus he always has a rad apartment with a secret exit. I’d settle for any one of those three things. Fucking overachiever.”