“LOL, okay, we get it.
Daredevil’s sidekick is Blindspot, who is an undocumented immigrant, so he can’t get a good job or healthcare or whatever. And Matt Murdock sort of solves this problem by hiring him, but…couldn’t a lawyer figure out a better way, like maybe, I dunno, helping this dude get his citizenship so this isn’t a problem anymore?
I do think this is a hilarious problem for a superhero to have. Because here’s how its laid out:
A) Undocumented superheroes don’t have healthcare: I guess so, but does Daredevil have, like, BCBS? No, he sends Blindspot to a secret doctor lady who patches up vigilantes. So this seems pretty much the same? Maybe Steve Rogers is like the only superhero with a pension?
B) Undocumented superheroes can’t work with the police: Really? Because they seem to work with Daredevil despite never seeing his face and just showing up to a scene with a bunch of dudes with more bones broken than intact.
C) Blindspot can’s patent his cool invisibility suit because he’s not a citizen: This is not true! Any person, regardless of their citizenship, can file a US patent.
D) Blindspot doesn’t have the money to file for a patent: Well, okay, it’s expensive. But a guy who invented invisibility that runs off of AA batteries can’t come up with a way to pull together $10,000? Couldn’t he just beat the shit out of drug dealers, take their cash, and use that? I mean, maybe that’s against superhero code, but what kind of code lets you break someone’s face and would tsk when you took their wallet? ALSO, couldn’t Daredevil hook this kid up with Reed Richards or something? Wouldn’t that take all of 10 minutes? Peter Parker? Tony Stark? Any number of people he could trust and who have done this shit like a thousand times over?”