Damn Stupid Phone

My phone has a button that says “.com” right next to the period.  I would like to apologize for the following texts:

“Alright.  Goodnight.com”  Not a suggestion.  Just a gooodbye turned into a website plug.  Sorry.

“Sorry.  I’m going to be a little late.com”  Not a bad idea, a web site that shows my status and wheter or not I’m late.  But again, just an accident.

“You might check amazon.com” I know that one sort of works, but I’m not some kind of dork who actually feels it’s necessary to put .com in there

“I think you’re a sweetheart.com” Well, way to kill that one, stupidass keyboard.

“Oh yeah.  It’s helpfulsnowman.com.com” Which you’ll be sure to visit right away now that you feel it’s in some way supporting the work of a handicapped child.