“You know what stinks about writing a Choose Your Own Adventure?
I figured it out when I read this. I mean, what stinks other than the fact that I die constantly.
The thing that stinks, if the text is actually good and funny, you don’t get to read it. Not really. Because you’re following the story, but then I flip past what looks like a hilarious picture of a guy in a convertible with half a head, and I want to know what that’s all about.
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