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Soy Sauce
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Salt dissolved in brownish water
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Flour
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Cigarette ashes mixed with Elmer’s
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Apple Cider Vinegar
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Apples cut up in nail polish remover
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Potatoes
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Frozen fries mashed together into a wad
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Bananas
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Banana runts
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1 Tbsp fresh minth
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3 sprays peppermint Binaca
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Salt
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Hot peppers. To get you sweating and then use the salt content of the sweat (see also: blood, tears).