Cooking Substitutions Chart

If you don’t have…

Soy Sauce

Try Using…

Salt dissolved in brownish water

If you don’t have…

Flour

Try Using…

Cigarette ashes mixed with Elmer’s

If you don’t have…

Apple Cider Vinegar

Try Using…

Apples cut up in nail polish remover

If you don’t have…

Potatoes

Try Using…

Frozen fries mashed together into a wad

If you don’t have

Bananas

Try Using…

Banana runts

If you don’t have

1 Tbsp fresh minth

Try Using

3 sprays peppermint Binaca

If you don’t have

Salt

Try Using

Hot peppers.  To get you sweating and then use the salt content of the sweat  (see also: blood, tears).