9 AM: “Hey, welcome back! How was your vacation?”
Oh man, it was awesome! The flight was a little bumpy, but the captain got on and made this really funny joke about it. I’m not a nervous flyer, so it didn’t bother me anyway, but they handed out free drinks on the plane! Then we landed and my uncle picked me up. He made me this awesome homemade pizza. It was unbelievable! I saw my grandma, my aunt. They have 9 cats. Their names are Scrooge, Watley, Navi, Simone, Snake, and then four names I can’t remember. Then we had crab for dinner. Me! Crab! I mean, the whole thing was a whirlwind!
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10 AM: “You’re back! How was the trip?”
Pretty good. Flight was fine. Saw some family. You know. My grandma has a bunch of cats. They were cool. Ate some stuff. You know. How’s stuff here?
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11 AM: “It’s great to see you! Tell me all about the trip?”
Uh…yep. I went there. Then I came back. To here. So that’s the old trip-a-roonie.
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12PM: “Hey man. Trip went well?”
Huh? Oh. Okay. I gotta go.