“Candyman: Day of the Dead”

“Well, if what you wanted from a Candyman sequel was a Baywatch babe you sort of get that, but not really. 

I mean, if you’re casting a Baywatch star in an R-rated movie with no nudity, what are you doing? That’s like having young Arnold in a movie where he’s wearing baggy sweaters all the time. Why bother casting Arnold if there’s no gun show?

Same deal here. 

Normally I wouldn’t complain about such a thing, but this movie just doesn’t have a lot else to hang on.”