A place I go for burritos sometimes is looking for a new name. I guess the name “Big City Burrito” isn’t cutting it anymore. No problem. Pete to the rescue!
Suggested Name: Pig City Burrito
Why: All you need is a little wite-out and you can change ALL those signs. Cost-effective, plus, who doesn’t like a nice little pig mascot? Monsters, that’s who.
Suggested Name: City Purrito
Why: Taking advantage of the cat craze that has been sweeping the nation for the last 45 years or so, everything could be cat themed. And there is no shortage of cat things to hang on the wall and cat puns to be made.
Suggested Name: Medium But Growing City That Has Only Gotten Cool In The Last 3 Years And These Assholes On House Hunters Haven’t Figured It Out Yet Burrito
Why: Now that sounds like a place a fella can get a good burrito at a fair price. It’s wordier, but that’s how we do things down at the MBGCTHOBCITL3YATAOHHHFIOY Burrito.
Suggested Name: Guac Is Extra: The Store
Why: Then they don’t need to remind you. I know it’s been said, but my question about this guac business, who is the person that is told guac is extra and then says, “Wait, what? Nevermind!” Where is this person?
Suggested Name: The Shitty Bathroom Garbage Can
Why: Hear me out. When you go to an authentic burrito place, someone will have taken a shit, and you will know this because they will have wiped and thrown the spent toilet paper in the bathroom can as opposed to flushing it. Plus, the logo is easy. Garbage can, liquid shit spilling over the edge, soiled toilet paper, flies. No one is going to have a copyright on that already, guaranteed.