Can you believe the botanic gardens is back open? Finally!
What’s a botanic?
You know what? Who fucking cares!? I’m so happy that we’ve got access to these beautiful gardens again. Access to them for the low cost of a month’s payment on a Range Rover lease. It’s practically free if you think about it. If you think about it in a really weird way I haven’t figured out yet.
What am I most excited about? Golly. Probably the plants. Maybe a couple benches I have fond memories for. Not from my life, but you know in movies they’re always sitting on a bench when an old man is learning stuff. Benches are the best for an old man figuring out how to do life more right.
Don’t forget that you can see worms here maybe. Or a centipede. I don’t know. Maybe I’m thinking of the zoo. I mean, this place is sort of like a zoo except all the animals don’t move or do anything and there aren’t very many plush things to buy at the store.
Ah, summer is so great.