Here, re-typed, is a portion of instructions I received with a floor lamp purchased from Target. For convenience, all the lies are in bold.
CONGRATULATIONS. You’ve purchased a fine lighting item from Target.
We have designed our lighting with you, the Target guest in mind. Our clear, easy to follow, step-by-step instructions will guide you through the project from start to finish.
Feel confident that this will be a fun and rewarding project. The final product will be a quality piece of lighting that will go together smoothly and give years of enjoyment.