“Look, I guess the witch thing just doesn’t speak to me.
I did design a cool sticker: Hot Girl Summer, Salem Mas. 1693
How’s THAT for your hot girl summer?
All I have to say about it at this point is that the next time anyone gets all strident about witch trials, I’m gonna make sure they wore a mask, got a shot, and didn’t get on a plane unnecessarily for two years. Because that shit killed 6 million people, where witch trials were like 1% of that total?
Just sayin’.”