“Still liking this book, but I could do with only ONE comedy sidekick, TBH.
I would make for an excellent comedy sidekick, if anyone is looking for one, by the way. I’m dumb, I’m VERY clumsy, but every so often I can bust out some sort of profound insight, and you can go run off and stop a wedding or whatever while I, I don’t know, try making a pizza with ranch instead of sauce and then dipping the pizza into pizza sauce instead of ranch.”