“The premise is aight, but I think the book is a little overlong.
Is that a Foo Fighters song? Overlong? No, wait, that’s Everlong.
Why didn’t the Foo Fighters write a song called Overlong? I guess maybe because then, no matter how short it was, it writes a joke about itself.
If there’s a band that writes songs that have good descriptions of books that are pretty good, maybe a little too long, I will see if I can’t find them.
For now…”Mary On A Cross” by Ghost? Totally unrelated, but how great is that song?”