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Commercial Voiceover: “The United States is in the middle of a big debate. And the question is simple. Can we get some women on U.S. currency?

“Well, here at BANK X, we’ve grown tired of the debate. After all, as many great women in America’s history found out, sometimes you have to stop talking and start doing.

“Any new debit or credit card issued from BANK X will feature a portrait of a great American woman. Come in for a new card tomorrow, and you might see the face of Tabitha Babbitt, inventor of the circular saw, gracing your card. You might find Katharine Burr Blodgett on your new card. You might find any number of women who have made contributions to American life.

“Sure, it’s not the same as having women on dollar bills.

“It’s better.

“These cards are the money of right now. With more retailers than ever accepting, more protection you can trust, and 24/7 access to banking services (made possible in part by Hedy Lamar, by the way), your CREDIT CARD COMPANY check card isn’t just keeping up with the boys on green paper. It’s surpassing them.

“We’re tired of waiting. It’s time these women got the recognition they deserve.

“This is money. This is 2016. This is BANK NAME.”