Bad Guesses to Make During a Game of Guess Who?

-Does your person have a shitty look?

-Does your person have the deadened eyes of someone who has seen too many deaths, edged too close to growing pools of blood?

-Does your person have insecurities about the width of his or her face?

-Does your person spend a truly obnoxious amount of time discussing 69’ing?

-Does your person look like the kind of asshole who would stand behind you in line at the Starbucks and be so close that you could swear you were feeling his breath on the back of your neck?

-Does your person just radiate an annoying air to the point that you might choose to be run over and killed by a hovercraft before you would take a one hour drive with him or her?

-Can you almost see an odor, a haze of sorts, wafting off your person?

-Did your person probably go through about eighteen attempts before settling on his or her Guess Who? headshot?