Those kids in those pictures, they aren’t ALL yours, are they?
Which hair products do you think I should buy, the ones you sell here in bright pink metallic cans or the ones at the store that seem to be the same thing but much cheaper?
Do you think I could win a case against Great Clips if this pneumatic chair failed and you accidentally clipped off a tiny piece of my earlobe?
Do you think you could somehow lower a chair, make it look like it was a mechanical malfunction, while at the same time clipping just about half my earlobe off?
How would you like to play a game where I just breathe heavy this whole time until you can guess what I had for lunch?
When I buy one of those huge bags of combs for a dollar, which ones are good, which ones are less good, and which ones are worthless as a white person?
I know you’re kind of in the middle of things here, but do you have a bathroom here? For an emergency brownout, if you get me?