“Have I completely run out of things to say about BPRD? Probably. Perhaps.
Have I run out of things to say?
Probably. Also perhaps.
Oh, wait.
I DID discover, this week, that there is a collection of odd videos on YouTube, all of which are permutations of Bee Movie. Yes, the movie where Jerry Seinfeld was an animated bee.
Which has prompted me to create my own Bureau of Investigation, specifically the B.P.R.D. Which stands for Bureau of Peter’s Really Dumbfounded (by these Bee Movie videos).
We’re doing important work out here.
For example, why did someone create a video that takes Bee Movie and speeds it up every time someone says the word “bee”? Also, how did someone get that idea? What is happening?
And did this also inspire the version of the Bee Movie backwards where every time Bee is said it gets slower?
Why did someone create a section of Bee Movie where ALL bees are removed?
How about this one: “The bee movie trailer but every time they say bee the content aware scale gets stronger”
What does this mean?
Bee movie trailer but everytime they say “bee” it duplicates (4096 videos playing at once)
The bee movie trailer but only the bees aren’t compressed
the bee movie but bee is replaced with the N Word
…wait, what?
All of this warrants investigation. Hence, the B.P.R.D. Uh, the other one.
I need to get to work on a logo.”