“Assassin Nation, Vol. 1: Number One With a Bullet”

“All the assassins in this book have a gimmick. Or a trait that sets them apart.

If I were an assassin, what would mine be?

Whoa, I bet you thought I was going to say, “I’d be called Second Shooter, and I’d get away with all my assassinations while some patsy took the fall. And I’d always slip a copy of Catcher in the Rye on him. So maybe I’d be called Shooter in the Rye.”

I bet you thought you were going to trick me into saying something like that, then blammo, on go the cuffs.

I suppose you can tell at this point that I’ve never been handcuffed because “blammo” is not remotely the sound handcuffs make.

I’ve never been handcuffed because IF I ever did anything, I’ve never been caught. “