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Review: Gamelife: A Memoir
Gamelife: A Memoir by Michael W. Clune My rating: 4 of 5 stars So torn here. Good book. Good read. Some of the more philosophical
Review: East of West, Vol. 4: Who Wants War?
East of West, Vol. 4: Who Wants War? by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Here’s what’s weird about this volume. It includes
Review: Conntra: Wads of Power: an erotic adventure
Conntra: Wads of Power: an erotic adventure by Peter Derk My rating: 3 of 5 stars Proud to announce my a new Kindle book: Conntra:
Review: East of West, Vol. 3: There Is No Us
East of West, Vol. 3: There Is No Us by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars There’s this Kurt Vonnegut rule of storytelling:
Review: East of West, Vol. 2: We Are All One
East of West, Vol. 2: We Are All One by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars …Aaaaand this confirms that the decision to
Review: East of West, Vol. 1: The Promise
East of West, Vol. 1: The Promise by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars I wanted to give this another shot, and in
Review: East of West #1
East of West #1 by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars I wanted to give this another shot, and in order to know
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 254
I nearly died-ed in the snow. And then I did not. And you can be there with me!
Review: Moon Knight, Vol. 1: From the Dead
Moon Knight, Vol. 1: From the Dead by Warren Ellis My rating: 5 of 5 stars This is totally awesome. Remember when it wasn’t boring
Review: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Vol. 1: Squirrel Power
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Vol. 1: Squirrel Power by Ryan North My rating: 4 of 5 stars Hilarious. It’s goofy as all hell, but I
Review: Modelland
Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 12/10/2015 Update: Chapters 16 and 17 This book is a clown car. Just when you
Review: Torso
Torso by Brian Michael Bendis My rating: 2 of 5 stars The more you learn about your heroes, the worse it is. I know this
Review: Bloodshot Reborn, Vol 1: Colorado
Bloodshot Reborn, Vol 1: Colorado by Jeff Lemire My rating: 2 of 5 stars My mistake was reading this Bloodshot volume FIRST, before I read
Review: The Valiant
The Valiant by Matt Kindt My rating: 3 of 5 stars Valiant Comics are back. That’s a thing. If you’d have asked me a few
Review: So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed
So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson My rating: 5 of 5 stars This is a great book. And an important one. This book
Review: Deep Dark Fears
Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause My rating: 3 of 5 stars These are great. The kind of irrational fears most of us have and
Review: Caliban
Caliban by Garth Ennis My rating: 3 of 5 stars I maaaaaay have had a good deal of Nyquil in my system before I read
Review: The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin’ Sad
The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin’ Sad by Adam Gnade My rating: 3 of 5 stars The thing I liked most about this
Review: The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil
The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil by Stephen Collins My rating: 3 of 5 stars This is a hugely popular book right now. And I
Review: Batman ’66, Vol. 1
Batman ’66, Vol. 1 by Jeff Parker My rating: 3 of 5 stars Ah, 60’s Batman. Whoever decided that there was a Batman void here
Review: A Very Minor Prophet: A Novel
A Very Minor Prophet: A Novel by James Bernard Frost My rating: 4 of 5 stars I’ve long been a fan of Portland, and made
Review: Little Robot
Little Robot by Ben Hatke My rating: 2 of 5 stars I don’t know what it is with me and robots. If I ever needed
Review: Nimona
Nimona by Noelle Stevenson My rating: 4 of 5 stars Nimona. Really, really good. Funny. And it’s got what I’ve been asking for, a female-led
Review: The Delinquents
The Delinquents by James Asmus My rating: 3 of 5 stars Good laughs, good fun. The best part is probably the Big Fight, which instead
Review: Last Day in Vietnam
Last Day in Vietnam by Will Eisner My rating: 3 of 5 stars Solid, good stuff. But it’s Will Eisner. What did you expect? The
Review: New Avengers, Vol. 3: Other Worlds
New Avengers, Vol. 3: Other Worlds by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Why are there like 5 titles running under the New
Review: New Avengers, Vol. 2: Infinity
New Avengers, Vol. 2: Infinity by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Jonathan Hickman. On the one hand, I like how far his
Review: Grayson, Vol 1: Agents of Spyral
Grayson, Vol 1: Agents of Spyral by Tom King My rating: 3 of 5 stars Decent, although there wasn’t a whole lot going on. Dick
Pete’s Correspondence Locksmith School
Welcome Letter: Thanks for choosing Pete’s Correspondence Locksmithing School! Over the next couple of months, maybe years depending on how much I get locked out
Review: Amazing Fantastic Incredible: A Marvelous Memoir
Amazing Fantastic Incredible: A Marvelous Memoir by Stan Lee My rating: 4 of 5 stars I don’t mind saying it brought a tear to my
Review: Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story
Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story by Leonard Delaney My rating: 2 of 5 stars You know what I don’t like about these books?
Review: Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void
Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void by Mary Roach My rating: 4 of 5 stars This book has been following
Review: Modelland
Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 11/20/2015 Update: You know what’s amazing about this book? Tyra is so prescient about doing
Review: Modelland
Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars Update: A couple more chapters? Why not? Let’s get the plot out of the way
Review: Modelland
Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars Alright. I’m back to reading this muhfucker. That’s right. After a long hiatus, it’s on
Review: The Cute Manifesto
The Cute Manifesto by James Kochalka My rating: 3 of 5 stars “…What is art not? Well, as I’ve described it, Art is not about
Review: Trashed
Trashed by Derf Backderf My rating: 3 of 5 stars Once the scene was set, I got into it. The anecdotes were good, and it
Yale Students Suck And I’m Old
This is one of those political-social things that I try not to do too often. I read this article in The Atlantic regarding the outrage
Review: Swamp Thing, Vol. 1: Raise Them Bones
Swamp Thing, Vol. 1: Raise Them Bones by Scott Snyder My rating: 4 of 5 stars This book does a great thing that a lot
Review: Chew, Vol. 8: Family Recipes
Chew, Vol. 8: Family Recipes by John Layman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Hmm. Okay, let’s just get into the problem I have here.
Review: Atomic Robo Volume 8: The Savage Sword of Dr. Dinosaur
Atomic Robo Volume 8: The Savage Sword of Dr. Dinosaur by Brian Clevinger My rating: 3 of 5 stars Guys. Science is really so cool.
PODOWEEN! aka Episode 250
In which a good case is made for throwing away a canoe filled with diarrhea, as well as an inadvertent argument for vegetarianism.
Review: The Goon, Volume 11: The Deformed of Body and the Devious of Mind
The Goon, Volume 11: The Deformed of Body and the Devious of Mind by Eric Powell My rating: 4 of 5 stars A freakshow is
Review: The Goon, Volume 10: Death’s Greedy Comeuppance
The Goon, Volume 10: Death’s Greedy Comeuppance by Eric Powell My rating: 4 of 5 stars There’s not a bad volume of this comic. There
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 249
And then I used my brain and we had SPECIAL ANONYMOUS GUESTS!
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 248
Because I am the stupidest ever person to ever stupid, this is what happened.
Dude, Not Cool: A Tale of Terror!
Hello, kiddies. It’s me, the Ghost with the Post. The Ghoul with the Tool. I. Okay. Sorry. We kinda thought these rhymes about a ghost
The Call
Eric’s phone rings Eric: Yell-o. Voice: Hello, Eric. Eric: Who’s this? Voice: Don’t worry about who this is. Worry about where this is. Eric: What?
Horror Movie Murder Weapon Panel
Moderator: Thanks to all of you for coming today! First up, we’ve got Leatherface here to talk that American classic, the chainsaw. Take it away,
Writing: What Are Rules For?
Sometimes a writing thing comes up in regular life. Not often. Not as often as I’d like. But here and there, a question or a
Review: Thor, Vol. 1: Goddess of Thunder
Thor, Vol. 1: Goddess of Thunder by Jason Aaron My rating: 2 of 5 stars Thor with long blonde hair and beautiful features? Count me
Review: Howard the Duck Vol. 0: What the Duck?
Howard the Duck Vol. 0: What the Duck? by Chip Zdarsky My rating: 5 of 5 stars Great. Funny, and great. Here are three of
Review: Step Aside, Pops: A Hark! A Vagrant Collection
Step Aside, Pops: A Hark! A Vagrant Collection by Kate Beaton My rating: 5 of 5 stars Ain’t nothing wrong with this! Kate Beaton tells
Review: Hilda and the Midnight Giant
Hilda and the Midnight Giant by Luke Pearson My rating: 3 of 5 stars I read this book because a teacher I work with had
Review: Out on the Wire: Uncovering the Secrets of Radio’s New Masters of Story with Ira Glass
Out on the Wire: Uncovering the Secrets of Radio’s New Masters of Story with Ira Glass by Jessica Abel My rating: 4 of 5 stars
If You Were Offended By Something On This Web Site
(this is something I’ve been working on for the re-design of this site. But I felt like it warranted posting. Plus, if you were offended
Review: Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants
Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants by Matthew Inman My rating: 0 of 5 stars I’m going to spare everyone the rough draft of this
Review: The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances by Matthew Inman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Ah, yes. The reasons behind exercise.
10 Reasons I’m Happy To Not Be A Parent (Number 6 Will BLOW YOUR DICK TIP OFF!)
It’s been 100 of years since I did a serious-ish post, but here we go. I wanna talk babies. Or rather, not babies. I don’t
Email: New Donation Policy At Museum Of Dolls
Good Morning! I hope you all had a restful weekend and are ready to attack Monday with vigor! It has come to my attention that
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 247
Back in the world, back in the car, and back in black. I was wearing a black shirt. I don’t really know what that means
Review: Fish in the Dark: A Play
Fish in the Dark: A Play by Larry David My rating: 4 of 5 stars Guys, I think I figured out why I don’t like
I Don’t Wanna Get Political
Um…yes? I mean, I’m in favor of gun bananas, and also cookies with a big bite out of them turned into guns. Also, I think
Review: The Sequel
The Sequel by R.L. Stine My rating: 2 of 5 stars Feh. But on the other hand, hell yes. Let me explain. This book didn’t
Helpful Snowman Radio Tidy Up
What happens when tidy magic saves my life.
Review: Ms. Marvel, Vol. 2: Generation Why
Ms. Marvel, Vol. 2: Generation Why by G. Willow Wilson My rating: 2 of 5 stars The dialogue is still great. That I likes. The
Review: In Real Life
In Real Life by Cory Doctorow My rating: 3 of 5 stars First, Chinese people are not evil. This is something important I learned from
Review: Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic
Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic by Alison Bechdel My rating: 1 of 5 stars Here’s why I give this book only a single star and
Helpful Snowman Radio: Just Like Korean Mom Used To Make
What other countries are thinking with their signature foods.
Review: An Illustrated Book of Bad Arguments
An Illustrated Book of Bad Arguments by Ali Almossawi My rating: 4 of 5 stars I wish everyone would read this before the upcoming election.
My Computer When I Type In The Wrong Wireless Password
Alright, let’s give it a look. Contacting network. Connecting. Huh. This is taking a while. Usually it’s right away. But, haha, no worries. I’ll keep
Helpful Snowman Radio: Snowbowl 2013 Awards Ceremony
Guests! More than one of guests! 5 by my count. It’s action-packed. There are games. Wild accusations. Over-apologizings for removal of clothing. Legal advice. Bicycle
It Has Been Brought To My Attention
that they make tampons with motivational slogans on the wrapper. The slogans themselves look pretty similar to the ones that I found inside the waist
Review: Skeleton Army: a novel of an army of darkness of skeletons
Skeleton Army: a novel of an army of darkness of skeletons by Peter Derk My rating: 0 of 5 stars Okay, I read this book
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep SKELETON ARMY
Welcome to our audiobook. This audio presentation of Skeleton Army will be available on Audible, iTunes, and other outlets soon. In the meantime, if you
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 242
Agent Cold Beer. On Assignment. In Our Hearts.
Review: Agent Cold Beer On Assignment
Agent Cold Beer On Assignment by Charles Hinton My rating: 3 of 5 stars Wow. Here we have a story about Agent Cold Beer. Not
Enough With The Trump Already
News Guy: Okay, what’s everyone got? Trump do anything wacky today? Other News Guy: I don’t have a Trump thing. But Ted Cruz said
Air Bud: ESPN 30 for 30
Narrator (Charles Grodin): Stephen “Air Bud” Budrick made a splash on the scene in the 90’s. Coach Jerry Cross: Y’know, I was always looking
Pete Vs. Modelland: Chapter 11
You may have noticed this is chapter 11. Which is also like bankruptcy. Which is not a coincidence as Modelland is bankrupting my soul. That
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 240
Back from Austin, back in the saddle, back in black, back to back, my neck, my back.
New COMIC Book Available for Kindle!
What nobody has been waiting for! Now you can read some dumb shit in comics form. I did the math, and there are probably like
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 237
A whirlwind tour of American history as only Helpful Snowman could tell it.
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 236
Someone was mean on the internet and now you have to listen to it.
Having Stayed In Two Places Where The Toilet And Shower Occupy The Same Space…
PRO: Very easy to clean the toilet. CON: Very difficult to feel like you’ve cleaned your body when the toilet is right there. PRO:
God’s Feedback At Cat Design Meeting
Good, good. This is just about perfect. Maybe some whiskers…excellent! Now, the one thing, I’m going to need, I’m gonna need a more visible butt.
Pete V Modelland: The Struggle Is Real
Another two weeks, another chapter of Modelland. This thing, it’s taking me so long to get through a chapter. I pick it up, I mean
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 234
Stay out of the basement. Seriously, goddamn. How hard is it to stay out of the basement? One fucking instruction…
Missing Script From This Hummus Commercial
Yeah, look at this guy. Would you expect this guy to eat hummus? No way! Why? Because he doesn’t look like a pussy, that’s why.
And then there was this thing
The questions. Is this merchandise or someone’s personal doll? Why is it upside down? How is it suspended? How long can a real baby be
Valuable Moth
Oh. Oh no. Guys, that moth in my wallet? The one that just flew out from where I had no money in my wallet? That