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All-Star Superman, Vol. 2 by Grant Morrison My rating: 4 of 5 stars Although Superman has never been a favorite of mine, I think this

Captain America, Vol. 2: Castaway In Dimension Z Book Two by Rick Remender My rating: 2 of 5 stars Shit gets a little Cronenberg, which

Captain America, Vol. 1: Castaway In Dimension Z by Rick Remender My rating: 3 of 5 stars Be warned, it’s Dimension Z, not Dimension X,

ワンパンマン 1 [Wanpanman 1] by ONE My rating: 3 of 5 stars A superhero who has trained himself to such a high level that he

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Vol. 2: Squirrel You Know It’s True by Ryan North My rating: 4 of 5 stars This book is funny as

Black Widow, Vol. 1: The Finely Woven Thread by Nathan Edmondson My rating: 2 of 5 stars Oh man. Well, this is probably going to

Kevin Smith’s the Bionic Man Volume 1: Some Assembly Required by Kevin Smith My rating: 3 of 5 stars It turns out, as Sam said

Essential Amazing Spider-Man, Vol. 6 by Gerry Conway My rating: 0 of 5 stars Haha, okay, there are some things that warrant a review-in-progress here.

Essential Amazing Spider-Man, Vol. 6 by Gerry Conway My rating: 0 of 5 stars Haha, okay, there are some things that warrant a review-in-progress here.

Absolute Batman & Robin: Batman Reborn by Grant Morrison My rating: 0 of 5 stars I’m done pretending I understand what Grant Morrison is doing

Not a Crump supporter. I don’t even use the dude’s name because I don’t want to bring him even a small step further into the world. But

Indestructible Hulk, Vol. 2: Gods and Monster by Mark Waid My rating: 0 of 5 stars Wow. Walt Simonson draws an awesome Thor! This is

Judge This by Chip Kidd My rating: 3 of 5 stars I’m not always the biggest fan of Chip Kidd’s book covers. Sometimes awesome, but

Giant Days, Vol. 1 by John Allison My rating: 3 of 5 stars John Allison’s Bad Machinery is more my jam. I think it’s funnier.

Bitch Planet, Vol 1: Extraordinary Machine by Kelly Sue DeConnick My rating: 2 of 5 stars I didn’t like the first issue, which I bought

The Tempest by William Shakespeare My rating: 3 of 5 stars Prospero is trapped on an island, which may or may not be a much

A Midsummer Night’s Dream by William Shakespeare My rating: 0 of 5 stars Ever seen one of those ensemble, huge movies where there’s a hundred

Othello by William Shakespeare My rating: 3 of 5 stars When Desdemona gets assigned to work the hottest New York magazine ever right out of

As You Like It by William Shakespeare My rating: 0 of 5 stars This title ripped off Burger King’s slogan and made it old-timey. Nice

Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare My rating: 0 of 5 stars A dark secret has fallen over the land. Shrouded in mystery and the

Silver Surfer, Vol. 3: Last Days by Dan Slott My rating: 0 of 5 stars Yuck. Time travel. Also, I don’t keep up with the

The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare My rating: 0 of 5 stars Gorehounds rejoice! This is the one for you. Let me break this

Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Chuck Tingle My rating: 2 of 5 stars If you haven’t already, read Karen’s review. There’s a Chuck Tingle cover

Nostril Fucked by the Micropenis by Fannie Tucker My rating: 2 of 5 stars This is a lot more romantic than I thought. Which is

Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine by Kitty Glitter My rating: 3 of 5 stars My favorite things about this: 1. Moriarty is in the holodeck

The Littlest Astronaut by Tonara Cluric My rating: 2 of 5 stars This book has a really cute title and the whole thing is super

The Charmer by Tonara Cluric My rating: 2 of 5 stars Have you ever wished that Dollman Versus Demonic Toys was sexier? I mean, other

Macbeth by William Shakespeare My rating: 3 of 5 stars It’s been a couple year, but I’ll remember this as best I can. Macbeth is

This is a story about the time our sweet arcade almost got shut down by evil Japanese condo developers. But in a way, it’s also

I know I said I’d plan to make regular donations to the arts this year, and I guess I still see this as one. One

Eat Your Own Cum Tutorial: A very short effective tutorial to tasting your own semen. by Ivana Tastit My rating: 2 of 5 stars I

Heart and Brain: An Awkward Yeti Collection by The Awkward Yeti My rating: 3 of 5 stars I don’t know what to do with this

Y’know, let’s talk about religion first. I think that will make people less angry. I’m on board with people engaging in whatever wacky religions they

When I met you, I was holding in so many farts all night. I get the farts when I’m nervous. And now, tonight, thanks to

  Uh, nice work. the only problem is, we are gonna have to unload SO MUCH Orange Crush. Nobody drinks that shit. Well, just donate

Undecorate: The No-Rules Approach to Interior Design by Christiane Lemieux My rating: 2 of 5 stars Here’s my Buzzfeed-style review, Home Decorations That Prove You

Apartment Therapy Complete and Happy Home by Maxwell Gillingham-Ryan My rating: 2 of 5 stars Ecch. HGTV, are you listening right now? Apartment Therapy, open

Prison Island: A Graphic Memoir by Colleen Frakes My rating: 2 of 5 stars There were three main problems with this book. 1. It kinda

Shadow of the Colossus by Nick Suttner My rating: 3 of 5 stars Well, the parts that were good were GREAT. And the parts that

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars Today, I finished fucking Modelland. A saga that began on May 28th, the year of

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 02/01/2016 Update: I’m now 90% through this book, and in this last section, shit gets

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/30/2016 Update: The plan is hatched. Dylan pretends to faint, the lights in the entire

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/29/2016 Update: Today is filled with some true WTFuck moments. Today is all about Manattack.

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/28/2016 Update: We rejoin our models in the night, and Zarpessa has a night terror

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/27/2016 Update: Modelland. Modelland. Modelland. I was singing this song in my head today, and

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/26/2016 Update the Second: Yes, friends, I worked the weekend, and that means there’s time

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/26/2016 Update: And now, the romance between Tookie and Bravo heats up. Sort of. I’m

The Motorcycle Samurai, Volume 1: A Fiery Demise by Chris Sheridan My rating: 2 of 5 stars Someone, somewhere put this on a list of

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/25/2016 Update: Do you feel like it’s been too long since this book had just

Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads! by Kirk Demarais My rating: 3 of 5 stars This guy actually got ahold of some

Wonder Woman, Vol. 1: Blood by Brian Azzarello My rating: 2 of 5 stars Fuck me, what a throwback to the old days of comics

Intro to Alien Invasion by Owen King My rating: 2 of 5 stars Lately, a lot of my book reviews have started with these “efforts”,

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/21/2016 Update: And now, our next chapter, The Porcelain Pact. Finally, a frank discussion of

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/20/2016 Update: Last Time: Dylan ran out of debate class because she was sad about

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/19/2016 Update: When we left you, we were in WOW, aka debate class. We’d debated

Secret, Volume 1: Never Get Caught by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 2 of 5 stars I had a hard time telling the faces apart at

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars Howdy,In celebration of finishing half of this book, I posted ALL the reviews thus far

Doomboy by Tony Sandoval My rating: 2 of 5 stars The art is great, the primary story arc is okay, but the whole thing feels

Iron Fist: The Living Weapon, Vol. 1: Rage by Kaare Andrews My rating: 2 of 5 stars Weird. Kinda sloppy. I would like to share

It’s taken me about 9 months to get halfway through Modelland. I’m hoping to wrap this up before the 1-year mark. As I just passed

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/15/2016 Update: Officially announcing that I am over 50% of the way through this muhfucker!

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/14/2016 Update: Apparently we have an Australian instructor in Modelland. Excuse me, not Australian. She’s

Trees, Vol. 1: In Shadow by Warren Ellis My rating: 0 of 5 stars Huh. This isn’t one that I would rail against, and I

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/13/2016 Update: Okay, there are a few storylines that I THINK are coming to actually

Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell My rating: 1 of 5 stars I listened to this on audiobook with my mom while we drove to Santa

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/12/2016 Update: “Every new Bella started menstruating at exactly the same time.” Mic drop. A

SuperMutant Magic Academy by Jillian Tamaki My rating: 3 of 5 stars The highs were high, and some of the humor was super excellent. There

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/10/2016 Update: “Admiring the D, are you?” The first piece of dialogue in this chapter,

The Billion Dollar Lottery by Charles Hinton My rating: 0 of 5 stars “Son, get my life savings out of the closet.” “You mean the

Get Him Off ATTORNEY AT LAW by Charles Hinton My rating: 2 of 5 stars Kicking off the new year right! You might be wondering

Well, here it is. An opinion from an unsophisticated movie watcher. And duh, spoilers. Don’t read this if you haven’t seen the movie. Just see