Archives

“A bunch of flattened Wes Anderson characters gather to divvy up an estate. Okay, here’s why this sucks: Our main character has this quirk: she

“It’s weird that a VFW hall would be Mandy themed, but whatever, they served, they should do whatever they like.”

“This is one of many movies I rented through a streaming service only to have it pop up on a service I’m subscribed to like

“This starts off promising when Cage captures a wild cat hologram thing, and I can only assume from its appearance that this movie takes place

“I guess if this is the only way to watch more Schitt’s Creek, I’ll take it. But there weren’t enough proposed alternate gags for the

“It’s possible, not likely, but possible, that Charlie Kaufman will reveal that this movie was a joke to see which film critics know what they’re

“I only liked this because it features megastars Rich Evans and Stuart Wellington. But fellow starfuckers will also be delighted.”

“I’d probably watch these fellas travel to the supermarket together. “

“It was pretty fun to watch Bat Men and the Superfriends fight Viking Thanos and his demon mosquitos, but how come they never fight near

“Let me tell you a tale. A tale of Columbia House Movie Club. I was a member, and here’s how it worked: Initially, you’d pay

“Video stores went through almost an identical track that bookstores did: Mom and Pop Bookstores exist. Big box stores come in and mostly put them

“DO NOT LOOK UP IMAGES OR REVIEWS. Just watch it. 1000x better.”

“Fuck it, this is great. It’s strange, it’s stupid. The worst bits are the addition of teenagers who are mostly there for the slaughter, probably

“A dystopic vision of a possible future where the fun city of Portland, OR is overrun by nonsense hipster bullshit.”

“I watched this because I saw Chrissy Teigan (sp?) was having a Squid Game party, and people felt like it was in bad taste. Always

“I did enjoy this a lot, although it exists in that funny horror land where it’s like: this is our world except A) Specific monsters

“These three fellows have really motivated me to age disgracefully.”

“Let’s do this once: I don’t know what S. Craig Zahler’s politics are, but I honestly don’t care a lick. This is basically all I

“Watching teenage girls fawn over Ryan Phillipe playing jazz saxophone is merely one of the many entertainments offered by this movie. “

“Lots of folks like to critique movies with an is it racist/sexist-first mentality.  This movie is a good example of where that falls flat.  This

“My man is a photographer and has the flash enabled on his phone? Get out of here with that. I think this movie is a

“If you’d told me that I could watch a Child’s Play movie with a far more realistic premise, rather than a voodoo spell, there is

“Ugh, wish this really had been on VHS because then I would’ve been unable to watch it.”

“The reveal near the end is hilarious. Aces.”

“This is the origin of Sexy Velma cosplay and you cannot convince me otherwise.”

“I’d kill to see a hard R take on Say Cheese and Die, which also has a hilarious cover with skeletons having a barbecue.”

“Every so often you get sucked into one of those sci-fi originals type movies because, well, there it is on the screen, there you are

“What to say On one hand, correct decision, don’t try to remake Evil Dead beast for beast.  On the other, it’s not one of the

“I started watching this every year in Ash Wednesday to celebrate a holiday I’ve never understood. I’m really making it my own, you know?  Which

“I’m now faced with a problem because I gave other movies 5 stars and now realize that this puts them on par with Demolition Man. 

“Well, if what you wanted from a Candyman sequel was a Baywatch babe you sort of get that, but not really.  I mean, if you’re

“It’s the best Candyman other than Candyman. Which makes it a 2.”

“Messages about art, exploitation, gentrification, and police brutality are all here, but they pull away attention from each other instead of working together to make

“This is one of those what’s in the box? horror movies where you find out what’s in the box so late in the movie that

“The songs could’ve been stupider. What I mean is, in the show, musical numbers often pop up from things that don’t seem like they’d warrant

Pretty pumped to read Craig Clevenger’s newest: Mother Howl! Also, pretty sweet Contortionist’s Handbook stamp on this envelope. I’m a big fan, and I’m going

Well, it’s time. This has been coming for a minute, more than a minute. I’ve decided to leave the social medias and do most of

Now that you’ve seen the middle point, let’s travel back in time. Which is kind of how Impossible People functions, so this is fitting. Look