Alternate Versions of This Great Clips Wall Sign Which Reads: “Relax. You’re At Great Clips.”
“Relax. You’re at Great Clips. There’s Nothing You Can Do At This Point.”
“Relax. You’re at Great Clips. Struggling Only Makes it Worse.”
“Relax. You’re Anywhere Except a Great Clips.”
“Relax. Are You Sitting Down? You Should Probably Sit Down. Okay, Here’s the Thing, You ARE At a Great Clips.”
“Relax. It Will Contrast Nicely With the Panic. You’re at Great Clips.”
“Relax. You’re at Great Clips. Our Scissors Are So Dull You Couldn’t Kill a Construction Paper Piece with Them.”
“Relax. You’re at Great Clips. But Just to Deliver Mail, Not for a Haircut.”