Every time you think that maybe you see the weirdest thing ever in the bathroom, you find something else.
I’m not talking about 1-800-Asshole scratched into the mirror or a sticker slapped in the urinal. I’m talking about the things that the owners of the bathroom did. Like flowers on the goddamn floor below the sink, just on the floor in the corner of the room.
Has anyone ever received flowers and then set them on the floor at home? Has that ever happened ever?
It’s the perfect way to take a classy item and make it less classy. Sort of like the classing up version of how creepy a fucked-up doll can look. It’s supposed to look so sweet and loving, and then when its hair is ripped out and an eye melted off, it’s macabre.
It makes me feel like an alien using the bathroom.
Unless there’s a mousetrap under there. Then I guess it would make sense sort of.