A Real Line of Thinking That Didn’t Help With Girls as Much as I’d Hoped

Hey, wait a minute.  Guys look really cool when they use Binaca.  They look like they know what they’re doing.  And when you watch a cool guy on a movie, he usually does two sprays.  So if he does two sprays, I’ll do about seven, making me about 3.5 times cooler than any of those dudes.

I probably better get some ice packs to soothe my exhausted mouth from all the making out I’m going to be forced into.