Hey, wait a minute. Guys look really cool when they use Binaca. They look like they know what they’re doing. And when you watch a cool guy on a movie, he usually does two sprays. So if he does two sprays, I’ll do about seven, making me about 3.5 times cooler than any of those dudes.
I probably better get some ice packs to soothe my exhausted mouth from all the making out I’m going to be forced into.