Southern Slave Owner: So tell me what you have going here.
Egyptian Pharaoh: Well, we have our slaves building these wonderful pyramids.
SSO: Uh huh. And so they build these big triangles all day?
EP: Yes!
SSO: And who does the work to make all the food?
EP: Oh, we do that. That way the slaves have plenty of time to work on their great works.
SSO: I see. So you guys do work to power your slaves so they can build these triangles?
EP: Right.
SSO: And when the triangles are done?
EP: Ah, then the real magic happens. After the pyramid is complete and the pharaoh passes, the pharaoh will be entombed inside.
SSO: That’s kinda cool.
EP: -along with all of the slaves!
SSO: Alright, fuck this. You guys don’t know shit about how to do slaves.