I know it’s inconvenient to wade through the entire internet to read my stuff. It’s like when I go to the comic store and I’m like, “Where’s your Zdarsky’s, dude?” and I have to look past all this nonsense to get to ol’ Chipper.
That’s why I figured I’d go ahead and list some of my latest columns here. Not that it makes finding my stuff a whole lot easier, but it’s ever slightly easier, plus I don’t have to go to Twitter, the place plugs go to die under a pile of ennui. If ennui is something that can be piled.
Dear Mr. Gaiman: Why I Can’t Re-Read Sandman
In an attempt to convince you to click on this one, let’s say that it’s possible the reasons have to do with a butt. Who is the famous butt person right now? Kim Kardashian is over, right? And Minaj? Who will assume the mantle of butt?
Good Oral: Telling Stories Out Loud
I have a few pointers just in case you do a live storytelling event. Also, this makes a good excuse when you’re looking up…illicit videos. “Oh, THIS is what I was looking for. Geez, what an unfortunately titled article!”
Upon My Death: What Happens To An Author’s Unfinished Work?
Check out the comments! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ranking 20 Literary Monsters
I hate that Jabberwock. I had this English professor who made us look up and write down the definition of EVERY word in that poem. I mean EVERY word. Like “the” and “and.”
How I Would’ve Died In 20 Stephen King Novels
I’m perversely proud of my photoshop on this one.