Signs I Considered Putting on This Chair That Was Definitely Not Mine, But Near My Place
(now bedbug)
FREE!
God, I hate this chair.
This chair was too gross to fuck on, so you’re safe there.
Take this chair before it is ruined(er) by the rain.
Who do you think you are?
This is probably not one of those moments where your life really changes or heads in a new direction, so go ahead and take the chair.
Free chair. Please return sign.
Free $8,000,000
Geniune chair.
Remember that part in American Beauty with the Nazi plate? I know that it’s missing the point of the movie, but those plates are probably worth a shitload. Do you think Nazis were always standing?