Me at Work: Yeah, we have a vending machine. I’ll walk you over this way. So, how’s your day going so far?
Asshole: That is too modern American and I reject all such inquiries.
Well, you know what else is modern American? Calling someone a complete fucking asshole via blog. And you, Andrew, are a complete fucking asshole. How’s that for modern? You piece of shit. Enjoy your dumb fucking mustache.