-The day I brushed my teeth only to find an earwig nestled in the bristles after I was finished.
-The day I was wearing scratchy boxer shorts in school only to realize later that they were so scratchy because they had been used as a spank rag the previous night.
-The time that I was in a bad place romantically, stopped to let a couple walk in front of my car, and as they passed with their ice cream cones they stopped in front of my bumper to kiss each other with a love, passion, and affection that I can only begin to understand after repeat viewings of Say Anything.
-The morning I awoke, went to pee, and there nesting in my pubic hair was a large spider.
But what, you ask, is the current frontrunner? Tune in tomorrow to find out!