“Okay, we’ve got the salsa worked out, breakfast burritos, anything else?”
“I was just thinking that maybe we should consider being open on Sunday.”
“And why the hell would we do that?”
“Um, because lots of people eat out on Sunday. If you think about it, a lot of people probably only have one or two days off a week, and for a lot of them it’s probably Sunday. So maybe they would like to be able to go to a restaurant on that day.”
“I see. And who is going to work here while all of us are at church?”
“Well, I have this idea. I was thinking that we could get some Jewish people. THeir holy day is Saturday, so then they can work on Sunday.”
“That’s a perfect idea!”
“Really?”
“Yeah! We’ll have Jews on Sunday, Orcs on Monday, Elves on Tuesday, Santa runs the place solo on Wednesday, and then Ghost Thursday! It’ll be great. Asshole.”
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Meeting at the Bank
“Okay, we have shitty pens and dum-dums. Anything else?”
“I was going to suggest that we have hours on Sunday?”
“Why?”
“Well, we have pretty skimpy weekend hours as is. I think it would really cut people a break.”
“Hmm. Yeah, we could do that. But we could also not do that. Think of the savings in Dum-Dums.”
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Meeting at the Post Office
“Hey man, so I was thinking that we shouldn’t be closed on Sunday. It must be hard for people to get packages. Plus, I know I could really use that extra day for Netflix turn-around.”
“I hear you. But if we do that, then people might want us to be open later on weekdays. Then they’ll want us to provide convenient pickup locations. And before you know it we’re like a legitimate service.”
“Oh, yeah. That would be shitty.”