Keith Urban Songs with Parenthetical Statements that Reflect My Feelings

“It’s a Love Thing (, a Fleshlight, Now Put it Back Where You Found It)”

“Where the Blacktop Ends (Is that the Shel Silverstein Book?)”

“But for the Grace of God (I Didn’t Shit on the Rollercoaster)”

“Your Everything (Is Packed in the Boxes Out in the Shed)”

“A Little Luck of Our Own (and the State Trooper Won’t Find Your Corpse Until I’m Nevada-Bound)”

“You’re the Only One (Dumb Enough)”

“If You Wanna Stay (um, Too Bad.  Don’t, Please)”

“Don’t Shut Me Out (When We Play NBA Jam Because it’s Embarassing)”

“Out on My Own (Side Action)”

“Rollercoaster (Holding in Shit II)”

“I Thought You Knew (Whoomp There it Is)”