Um…yes? I mean, I’m in favor of gun bananas, and also cookies with a big bite out of them turned into guns. Also, I think there’s an important difference here. When the banana is being used as a “pretend genital”, by which I think you mean “pretty awesome-looking cock”, it’s to educate on safe sex. Which is a little different from a kid running around, pretending a banana is a dick and shooting people with cum. I feel like that wouldn’t fly, but who knows?
Oh. True! Also, did you know that Swiss residents have to pass a psychiatric test to get a gun? And that they have to bring in a criminal record copy created in the last 90 days in order to buy ammunition? And, AND they have to show a permit for the weapon that the ammunition will be used for.
Also, Switzerland: Where teens are in the 2000’s goth phase.
Beeeeeecause spraying someone with a fire extinguisher because I’m mad would be wildly inappropriate, but pretty funny? And the person wouldn’t die? Is that really an argument about the same thing? Because last I checked, and I check regularly, people weren’t running into battle with fire extinguishers as a means of killing someone. If I went into the army and they handed me a fire extinguisher, I would immediately have a talk with the HR General or whoever.
First of all, quality. How many fucking chairs are in this movie theater? And you couldn’t find a real baby and figured a doll would be fine? But this is a pretty great image, and I can’t fault that. A+
“I want the chicken fingers shaped like dinosaurs, which I will turn into poop, which I will deposit in my own pants” said every 3 yr old ever.
‘Kay, you DO know that when sperm combines with an egg, it doesn’t make a tiny little baby that grows larger, right? It’s two cells that divide and create more cells? Any of this familiar from biology class? At home school? Where mom was the teacher and recess was the always?
I think what you meant to say was “Pretend I’m a SEED packet and protest for someone’s right to throw me away, you hippy from 1968.”
Probably would have been wise to not call out the Prius owner for gas-guzzling. C’mon. That’s like the one thing the Prius is famous for not doing. That’s just bad joke writing.
Oh, honey. I don’t hate you because you’re christian. I hate you because you need EVERYONE to be christian. And because you awkwardly cut off this photo on no less than 3 out of 4 sides.