Yeah, look at this guy. Would you expect this guy to eat hummus? No way! Why? Because he doesn’t look like a pussy, that’s why. I mean, he’s ripped as hell. His arms are about to collapse that table. I mean, sure, his girlfriend is in shape, but in that weak yoga kind of way where she probably couldn’t lift a huge log and throw it into a field and shit. She’s fit and everything, but this guy, he’s a specimen. I’m hard as hell right now. Hummus.
And look at this motherfucker. Yeah, he’s eating hummus too. He has a vest that would suggest that he’s probably got opinions on open carry that make someone who is uncomfortable with guns seem like basically a commie pinko piece of shit. And yet, he finds time in his busy schedule, which includes altering the height of his truck and getting mud on his truck and getting mud off his truck, he’s got time outside of all that to eat hummus. Hummus, guys.